Sockerplommon Älva

Så här såg det ut hemma hos oss på förmiddagen idag. Då var det ca en halv meter snö, men det har snöat lite från och till hela dagen, så det är ännu mer snö nu..
Jag har äntligen hittat någon som hatar vinter, precis som jag gör, nämligen Viktor Norén. Följande är utdrag ur Sugarplum Fairys senaste nyhetsbrev, skrivet av Viktor;

Winter is here in Stockholm. I have been trying to ignore it for the last weeks but now I give up.. It freezing, snowing like crazy and mighty winds are coming in from the north sea. I don't like winter. That is kind of an offensive opinion in Sweden. When I tell my fellow Swedes that I don't like winter they look at me like I just told them that I'm a huge admirer of Adolf Hitler.

I will know shortly demonstrate a conversation between me a an ordinary Swede when we discuss winter. The Swede will be called Sven. I will be called Viktor:

- Viktor: I hate winter.

- Sven: ?????? How can you hate winter?!!

- Viktor: It's cold. Ugly. Annoying. Freezing. Not worth living.

- Sven: How can you say that?!! What about a white Christmas?? Skiing??? Playing in the snow??? Snowboarding??? The beautiful landscape???!!! Shame on you !!!!!!!!

- Viktor: I say, if you can't survive outdoors naked, you shouldn't be living there. Thank God for global warming... :)